There is no such thing as a bad dog. Only bad people.
IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE HIS VOICE ACTOR IS JON SNOW
Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes and sword fights,” he’d say, “do they seriously tell my dick jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren’t allowed to laugh? Do the teachers know they’re telling dick jokes? Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious. Wait until I tell Anne.”
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Selfie status while my homegirl choke a ging bitch