Memento mori sed memento vivere
fuckyeahretailrobin:

Barista Robin here.  Where I work, we have the hot and cold drink cups stacked next to the register - probably standard procedure for most places, so customers can clearly see the sizes.  However, the cups are within the reach of customers, and far too many of them feel perfectly comfortable touching the cups (usually on the brim!), lifting them, or even taking them off the stack to hand to me.  Whoa there, hon.  Nobody wants your germs all over their cup, should you decide not to get that size.  And I don’t like you reaching over and touching my stuff, and possibly knocking over a stack.  I can get the cup myself, thank you.  That’s part of my job.Don’t.  Touch.  My.  Cups.

Every fuckin time! I swear every time a customer touches a cup I die a little inside.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

Barista Robin here.  Where I work, we have the hot and cold drink cups stacked next to the register - probably standard procedure for most places, so customers can clearly see the sizes.  However, the cups are within the reach of customers, and far too many of them feel perfectly comfortable touching the cups (usually on the brim!), lifting them, or even taking them off the stack to hand to me. 

Whoa there, hon.  Nobody wants your germs all over their cup, should you decide not to get that size.  And I don’t like you reaching over and touching my stuff, and possibly knocking over a stack.  I can get the cup myself, thank you.  That’s part of my job.

Don’t.  Touch.  My.  Cups.

Every fuckin time! I swear every time a customer touches a cup I die a little inside.

fckyeahundergroundhiphop:

la-vieja-escuela:

fucking estupid 

She better get a fruit basket.


Omg is that what happened?! Damn I hope she gets a fuckin gift bag or something! XD

fckyeahundergroundhiphop:

la-vieja-escuela:

fucking estupid 

She better get a fruit basket.

Omg is that what happened?! Damn I hope she gets a fuckin gift bag or something! XD

silveon:

coopercomeback:

brbjellyfishing:

What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister

we really need to sleep more on this site

but it makes sense 

…stop it now…

tardiscrash:


Iron Man has defeated the Mandarin.

tardiscrash:

Iron Man has defeated the Mandarin.

andrewestes0:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants

dalestuckies:

i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck

fun-and-games-until-the-fandoms:

Iron Man 3 scene after credits

SCIENCE BROS 5EVA

A guy in my psychology class said he thought orientation could possibly be a choice;

xxic:

i-live-for-glitter-not-you:

i-live-for-glitter-not-you

Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.

Him: No.

Me: Why not?

Him: Because I don’t find men attractive

Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive

Him: ……. I can’t.

Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T????

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stOP

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jeanvaljeanralphio:

The next time you feel down, just remember that Bruce Banner tried to kill himself and Tony Stark has anxiety attacks, and they’ve both saved the world. You will be okay.